Forget FastPass. You know what Disneyland absolutely, positively needs at its new Stars Wars: Galaxy's Edge land?

The bathroom pass.

That’s right, an elegant plastic card that can transport you from the middle of an hours-long line to what is truly the Happiest Place on Earth when you really have to go.

And when you’re finished with business, that same pass magically reunites you with your party without the usual nasty looks as you pardon and excuse yourself through the line that probably only got longer during the time you stepped away.

Consider it a hall pass for the theme-park crowd.

More: Want to see Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland? Get a reservation.

Disney created a bathroom pass for Avatar Flight of Passage, an attraction at Disney World in Florida that routinely has waits of two or three hours. That can be daunting for any well-hydrated person, especially one who just downed a Night Blossom, a Na’vi special. (Imagine drinking liquid Skittles.)

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